I have found my dive bar and it is called: The Town Hall Pub. It is the only straight bar in boystown and lives up to that rep with old bar stools, bad lighting and after Sunday's hail fest, a leaky roof.
It also has some great beers on tap, some cool bartenders and free comdedy on sunday nights. Not only was this Sunday Julia, the kick-ass tatooed bartneder's birthday, but it was also host comedian's birthday, which meant every one knew everyone, everyone had been drunk with everyone and everyone intended to get to know everyone else even better by getting drunk and drunker.
Which, with 7 dollar pitchers, equaled a hilarious night. From pussy jokes to bush jokes to vagina jokes, the comedians didn't even attempt to keep it clean. At one point I helped the drunk host out of her new birthday dress and on to the stage so she could tell yet another "cum guzzler" joke. I didn't even know you could combine those words.
I may have had 1 too many pitchers and heard 8 too many words for vagina, but I have found my drinking stool away from home.
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