Conversation from BMO

Random BMO Employee A: Hey N*&^! Ok did pretty much no one talk to you when you were up here? I thought I was invisible pretty much all morning to everyone but Brenda and Lisa until the people across from me started talking to me a while ago and came to the conclusion that I have the swine flu…delightful. Haha How are things down there?

Random BMO Employee B: Hahahahahah Welcome to 35!

You must be a way more cheery and happy looking person because every third person that walks by is like “looks like you’re having fun.” And I’m like oh don’t you know it sir. I think I got used to people ignoring me and forgot how to keep a fake happy smile on my face.

Give me the swine flu and then I won’t feel bad skipping work!

A: Haha I know I didn’t realize that it would be annoying sitting at that desk until I was sick last week and still had to act cheery saying “Good morning” to everyone when my throat was literally on fire. But it is kind of funny like a lot of people that pass you feel like they have to say something…most times about the weather, which is cool because I never have to check the weather anymore. haha

B:Oh god that is so funny. What are the perks of your temporary position at BMO Capital Markets? Well I never have to check the weather because I get to have banal small talk about the forecast with every 5th person that walks by. Nice. Oh and today there was this creepy uber persistent guy looking for a job who wouldn’t go away until someone came out and took his resume. And then he talked to the poor woman for like an hour. It was pathetic. Oh wait someone is coming need to plaster on a smile J


A: Oh my god, that’s sooo weird I wonder how he even got into the building without an appointment or anything. Do you know who it was that came out and was forced to talk to him? Haha kind of wish I would’ve been there to see that. HAHAHA I told you people are ridic about the paper towels! I love it though that even though they know that I’m the one that stocks everything they will complain to me that there are no paper towels instead of just asking if I could please put out some more. Honestly. Kills me.

B: Yeah there were pretty seriously agitated about it. I guess when you don’t have anything else to be agitate about paper towels become a big deal. Anyway crisis averted! ahahah