BMO April Update

I have noticed that the majority of my posts focus on the weekend. This is because i don't have a real life during the week. What I have Monday through Friday is BMO; I have waking up at 5:30 a.m., sitting at a desk where phones don't ring, waiting for lunch, trying to remember subways lunch specials (is Tuesday the meatball sub special?), slight afternoon coffee buzz, and then counting down the minutes til 4. This is not life; this is life's suicide.

But I do have occasional moments of pathetic hilarity to keep me going. So without further delay, let me entertain you with stories from the dark abyss.

1) I stayed up late last night making cookies for the IT guys in my new department only to discover this morning that 1 was diabetic, 1 was on a diet and the other "just doesn't really care for sweets."

2) I spend the majority of my time looking for new jobs at my current job. One posting for an administrative assistant for "A Reputable Company."

3) The highlight of my week was rearranging my new desk.

4) The lady behind me who once yelled at me for talking about "personal matters" after work hours in the cubes, daily calls to make hair, nail and other "grooming" appointments. And note she does this during office hours. Yeah personal my not perfectly bronzed butt.